This morning I
1. Scraped Manfred’s tenant’s car because they were parked too close to me.
2. So Manfred had to duck out of his church practice and come save me.
3. So I was almost late to my first service this morning.
4. I hit a bird on my way here and it rolled up my windshield.
5. I forgot my music for the mass.
6. I haven’t had a chance to play through some of my music so I get to sight read.
7. The dress I packed is very form-fitting and I look super sexy but I’m playing for churches.