Ergh

This morning I

1. Scraped Manfred’s tenant’s car because they were parked too close to me.
2. So Manfred had to duck out of his church practice and come save me.
3. So I was almost late to my first service this morning.
4. I hit a bird on my way here and it rolled up my windshield.
5. I forgot my music for the mass.
6. I haven’t had a chance to play through some of my music so I get to sight read.
7. The dress I packed is very form-fitting and I look super sexy but I’m playing for churches.
8. Pantylines.
9. Ugh.

sleepingbeautyrests

geekinglikeaboss:

coelasquid:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

I almost started crying at that last guy.

Correction. My sexuality is lesbian, Tom Hiddleston, and that last guy.