Did you know that when you’re going off of antidepressants you might get really terrible migraines and end up lying on the bathroom floor trying not to throw up because that’s a thing and that is not a thing I was informed of when I went on this medication.

Basically, this is bullshit. I’m taking my narcotics and going back to bed.

Ergh

This morning I

1. Scraped Manfred’s tenant’s car because they were parked too close to me.
2. So Manfred had to duck out of his church practice and come save me.
3. So I was almost late to my first service this morning.
4. I hit a bird on my way here and it rolled up my windshield.
5. I forgot my music for the mass.
6. I haven’t had a chance to play through some of my music so I get to sight read.
7. The dress I packed is very form-fitting and I look super sexy but I’m playing for churches.
8. Pantylines.
9. Ugh.

sleepingbeautyrests

geekinglikeaboss:

coelasquid:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

I almost started crying at that last guy.

Correction. My sexuality is lesbian, Tom Hiddleston, and that last guy.